Here in the Hasslefactory, we get lots of questions. For example….

Q. What was the question again?
A. Just kidding. We know the question. We have a whole list.

Q. “List”? You mean those random scraps of paper all over the Hasslefactory?
A. Not exactly. Some of them are in the car.

Q. Never mind Artie and Gilda. Who’s Elle Bee?
A. Elle Bee is me, Laurie Bergren.

Q. How do you pronounce “Elle Bee” anyway?
A. “LB”

Q. Hey, “Elle Bee” sounds like your initials!
A. What a coincidence.

Q. So who are Artie and Gilda?
A. That’s a great question.